Soromitsko

It's my birthday. Celebrating on the TSUM roof with a stand-up show; ticket money is your donation.

What won't there be? There won't be an auction because, as one lady rightly put it, I'm waiting to see who wins, which is why I don't hold auctions.

What will there be? There will be new material—stuff that's embarrassing to say at a regular concert.

Hence the title — Soromytsko (Shameful / Shameless).

That's about me. I'm Soromytsko.

You'll feel ashamed too. Awkward in places. Come in pairs, and I'll do everything I can to make sure you walk home alone afterwards.

Material is 18+. Maybe even 30+. Can you bring kids? Your kids are your headache. Bring your kids and show them what a f...ing moron Garik is.

Your favorite sexist, racist, and everything-else-ist, Garik.