The Cursed Cock

What could be better on Valentine's Day than a "Cursed Dick" concert? The kings of Podil underground are cooking up some "heavy drill," plus new tracks, old hits, and star features. No "trap-sets" or Armin van Buuren vibes—everything is gonna be f*cking lit.

Don't let yourself end up getting wasted solo on February 14th. Show up, gift a ticket to the ones you love most, and scream "Dumbass Rockstar" along with a crowd of five hundred freaks just like you.

Here’s what to expect, in the words of frontman Slava Kedr:

"This is some seriously important sh*t for us; we’ve never done a big solo show before. I want to see if there are actually as many lunatics out there as there are in here. There’ll be plenty of surprises: from premiering new drill to premiering 'new drill' in a different sense. You’ll also have a chance to grab some exclusive merch. Dantes might show up. And he’s not the only one."

This happens only once every 1312 years—a chance to go see "Cursed Dick" on Valentine's Day. It’s going to be the best V-Day ever.